submitted by Kozel to Jokes6 hoursMay 15, 2025 14:23:43 ago (+17/-2) (Jokes)
If he sees an electrician - he will masturbate. If he sees a plumber - he will masturbate. If he sees a carpenter - he will masturbate. If he sees a welder - he will masturbate.
You can believe what you want of course. Given the importance here I have strived to be as honest as the situation reasonably permits. You must think awfully highly of my imagination if you think I thought of this all by myself as a LARP.
And a big nopers on the Tempe shit. First, I was butt ass naked jacking off. That serves as something of a disguise. Second, I was in a sitting position. Third, these people were passing at 60 miles per hour with people behind them and no avenue by which to pull over. I know you don't have any experience fucking yourself in front of college sluts - you wouldn't - but please stop pretending you have any kind of expertise here. You don't.
Joe_McCarthy -1 points 4 hours ago
You can believe what you want of course. Given the importance here I have strived to be as honest as the situation reasonably permits. You must think awfully highly of my imagination if you think I thought of this all by myself as a LARP.
And a big nopers on the Tempe shit. First, I was butt ass naked jacking off. That serves as something of a disguise. Second, I was in a sitting position. Third, these people were passing at 60 miles per hour with people behind them and no avenue by which to pull over. I know you don't have any experience fucking yourself in front of college sluts - you wouldn't - but please stop pretending you have any kind of expertise here. You don't.