submitted by Kozel to Jokes5 hoursMay 15, 2025 14:23:43 ago (+15/-2) (Jokes)
If he sees an electrician - he will masturbate. If he sees a plumber - he will masturbate. If he sees a carpenter - he will masturbate. If he sees a welder - he will masturbate.
Those are the last kinds of situations where I will jack off in public. That typically involves blue collar tradesmen types and spics. I only jack off when there is the possibility of females seeing it, preferably large numbers of them. I've typically preferred passenger side facing me or jacking off into oncoming traffic, increasingly slow and go.
Recently the spooks put me in a secluded park with trees near a dead end adjacent to a freeway with a fence with a hole in it. I'm told I'm to jack off in front of girls walking their dogs, but I haven't done it yet - and I am predictably reluctant despite the fact I'm being guaranteed there will be no police response. Why there will be no police response is an interesting discussion itself if anyone is interested.
Joe_McCarthy 0 points 5 hours ago
No.
Those are the last kinds of situations where I will jack off in public. That typically involves blue collar tradesmen types and spics. I only jack off when there is the possibility of females seeing it, preferably large numbers of them. I've typically preferred passenger side facing me or jacking off into oncoming traffic, increasingly slow and go.
Recently the spooks put me in a secluded park with trees near a dead end adjacent to a freeway with a fence with a hole in it. I'm told I'm to jack off in front of girls walking their dogs, but I haven't done it yet - and I am predictably reluctant despite the fact I'm being guaranteed there will be no police response. Why there will be no police response is an interesting discussion itself if anyone is interested.