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I Hate the Female Names of Women Whose Parents Named Them Between like 2000-2010

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 8 hoursMay 13, 2025 06:35:35 ago (+26/-1)     (whatever)

Their parents are detestable assholes. They gave them these androgynous, fake-WASP names (CLASSY!) that are sometimes even nigger-spelled to add to the annoyance.

Chase
Chance
Bruklin/Brooklyn
Riley
Peyton/Payton
Emory
Avery
Taylor
Sidney/Sydney
Jordan
Reagan

FUCK THESE NAMES AND OTHERS LIKE THEM. Give your daughter a feminine name, you fucking Commie.


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Regan is ancient, but yeah, it's rough out there.

I also hate using given names that are occupational surnames: Sawyer, Mason, Cooper, Fletcher, Tanner, Taylor.
Why not Plumber or Manager or Roofer?