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The shit I do to avoid going to the hospital.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 20 hoursMay 11, 2025 01:47:13 ago (+7/-0)     (whatever)

Had a cyst on my tailbone. It was a big nasty fucker, looked like a whitehead, but the size of a half dollar coin. It was super painful to even wear jeans, fucker was angry. Lanced that bastard with a sewing needle, then opened it up a little more with a paring knife. Got about a shot glass worth of puss out and it smelled like the Ganges. Got it cleaned up real good and slapped some gauze on it. Fast forward a couple hours and I'm a new man. I can sit on my ass again without feeling like eating a bullet. My wife thinks I'm insane, but you really can't argue with results. Anyway, yeah I really don't like hospitals. That was one of the most painful things I've done, but at least I didn't have to deal with Dr Diversity and Nurse tiktok. Y'all think I can run that paring knife through the dishwasher, or should I just throw it in my tackle box?


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Another good story of the village drunkard.


While everyone was partying st the campsites with the boats, we hear the local Sherriff is doing a DUI checkpoint inside the main gate of the state park entrance/exit. Our friend - after most of a gallon of Jack- decided that the local county Sherriff’s have no jurisdiction on state property, and he is compelled to drive up there and give him a piece of his mind.

Needless to say, he ended up with free room and board for a couple nights, and then every weekend had to drive over to this country county to spend a few nights in jail until he did his time…

On the front of his houseboat was a full sized taxidermies bear that had a can of beer in one paw, a pint of Jack in the others and a Marlboro in its mouth..


Ahhh, memories…