Had a cyst on my tailbone. It was a big nasty fucker, looked like a whitehead, but the size of a half dollar coin. It was super painful to even wear jeans, fucker was angry. Lanced that bastard with a sewing needle, then opened it up a little more with a paring knife. Got about a shot glass worth of puss out and it smelled like the Ganges. Got it cleaned up real good and slapped some gauze on it. Fast forward a couple hours and I'm a new man. I can sit on my ass again without feeling like eating a bullet. My wife thinks I'm insane, but you really can't argue with results. Anyway, yeah I really don't like hospitals. That was one of the most painful things I've done, but at least I didn't have to deal with Dr Diversity and Nurse tiktok. Y'all think I can run that paring knife through the dishwasher, or should I just throw it in my tackle box?
While everyone was partying st the campsites with the boats, we hear the local Sherriff is doing a DUI checkpoint inside the main gate of the state park entrance/exit. Our friend - after most of a gallon of Jack- decided that the local county Sherriff’s have no jurisdiction on state property, and he is compelled to drive up there and give him a piece of his mind.
Needless to say, he ended up with free room and board for a couple nights, and then every weekend had to drive over to this country county to spend a few nights in jail until he did his time…
On the front of his houseboat was a full sized taxidermies bear that had a can of beer in one paw, a pint of Jack in the others and a Marlboro in its mouth..
Steelerfish 4 points 19 hours ago
Another good story of the village drunkard.
While everyone was partying st the campsites with the boats, we hear the local Sherriff is doing a DUI checkpoint inside the main gate of the state park entrance/exit. Our friend - after most of a gallon of Jack- decided that the local county Sherriff’s have no jurisdiction on state property, and he is compelled to drive up there and give him a piece of his mind.
Needless to say, he ended up with free room and board for a couple nights, and then every weekend had to drive over to this country county to spend a few nights in jail until he did his time…
On the front of his houseboat was a full sized taxidermies bear that had a can of beer in one paw, a pint of Jack in the others and a Marlboro in its mouth..
Ahhh, memories…