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Pulse check @con77

submitted by bobdole9 to MissingGoats 15 hoursApr 30, 2025 08:17:24 ago (+12/-0)     (MissingGoats)

I know he wanted to go paddleboarding...hope he didn't end up as food.


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Trope 1 points 5 hours ago

Con never said much about his diet or if he smoked. I would guess pulmonary embolism resulting from calcification of the arterial walls due to insufficient magnesium supplementation.

Can happen to any one of us. It’s not in the food supply or soil, my dudes. Supplement.