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A redneck driving a Chevy happily hitting black people on the road. One day he picked up Jesus who was hitchhiking. "Oh I can't hit any more black people with my car," the redneck thought "I don't want to look bad for Jesus." Then he saw another black man on the road, "I better pretend to fall asleep and serve my car at the black man so Jesus would think it was an accident." So he swerved his car and closed his eyes and heard a "BAM!" He opened his eyes and said "What happened? Did I hit that black man?" and Jesus replied "No, but I sure hit that Nigger with the car door!"