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I shot Fascinus.

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 2 monthsFeb 23, 2025 20:50:58 ago (+11/-7)     (ShitpostLitterBox)

I know you liked him. I know you valued him far more than me but he called me faggot once too often. He was in his workshop where he mixes his potions (he was a herbalist IRL). It went like this:

"p...paul! Wtf are you doing here?"

[He then saw the snub-nosed revolver in my hand]

Is this a joke? Can we talk about this?".

"Fascinus...you went too far, bro, with your nasty comments".

"Dude I was joshing you, foolin' around. I didn't mean anything"

"Anything you want to say to the bros before I send you to the promised land?".

"C'mon paul. This is madness!"

"One more time. I've got a plane to catch. Is there anything you want to say to the bros?"

"Say...say... how much I appreciated Voat. The freedom to say virtually anything unrestricted by wokeness you faggot c..t!"

Bam!


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