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Another one - Roses are red ...

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to Jokes 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 12:36:11 ago (+14/-0)     (Jokes)

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

I have 5 fingers

The middle one is for you


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A guy is dating this woman but she has bad stanky pussy so he sends her flowers with a poem attached hoping she will wash that thing off because he likes her.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're real sweet
But your pussy, pyew!