Disclaimer: I help people when I can and do a lot to help others who are deserving of my time.
The universe likes throwing fucked up shit at me because I guess it enjoys watching my reactions? IDK. So my wife & I ride my side-by-side out to fill it with gas and to fill up a 5 gallon can. I'm standing there pumping and some back packer mether approaches me and asks if I'm going on the other side of the highway. I say no. He then asks me to take him a few miles down the road. Its totally out of my way. I tell him I can't because I have other things to do. He then gets all smart assy and talking loudly "ohhhh I'm sorry I am such a bother blah blah blah". and gets closer to me while doing that thing. My wife looks at me knowing what I'm about to do to him. I pull my gloves off. I tell him calmly to fuck off, bowa, or you're gonna learn the hard way who you're fuckin with. I stop pumping gas and give him my full attention, ready to go full 1488 curb stomp mode. He very wisely walks away mumbling something. My last words were: "go vote for kamala again, dipshit". He doesn't understand that he was a baby deer walking by crocodile-infested waters.
I just don't get why shit like that happens a lot. Is it a sheeny curse that's been put upon me by some jew?
Trickthegoy7 -2 points 5 months ago
Bringing up voting was the most cringeworthy, petty ending to that paragraph. Sounds like you pissed yourself over nothing. What a pussy.