×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
5

The Analogy I have Been Using To Describe To My Friends and Co-Workers How I Feel As An American Citizen

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Jews 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 02:17:29 ago (+5/-0)     (Jews)

I tell them that I feel like a human gyro wheel, and every year, a little more of me gets sloughed off for the Jews and Israel.

50 Billion to Israel, but Maui and Asheville residents get $750. My Social Security statement says in fine print on the bottom something to the effect that I will likely only receive 80% of my calculated payout, but a piece of shit Senator will receive a pension for the rest of their lives.


2 comments block

I feel like a mexican donkey. Fed cactus and shit grass, worked all day in the blistering heat and dry fucked all night by a cumbia driven lard ass.