The next day, a federal cavalcade barreled into Chimney Rock, blockading the highway and ordering Union forces to surrender by order of “President Harris.” The Union had prepped for a protracted standoff, and with elevation advantage, began plinking off feds as they stepped out of their vehicles, many of which had been fitted to traverse deep water.
This sounds fake AF. Someone tell me I'm wrong.
This is a parody site, right?
ilikeskittles 1 points 6 months ago
That’s fiction. I wish it was real.