A man and woman are lying in bed at night, and the wife asks the husband, "If I were to die, would you remarry?" To which the husband replies "I guess so". Irritated, the wife asks "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" The husband thinks for a minute and says "Probably" The wife then asks, with gritted teeth, "Would you let her use my golf clubs" Without a second of hesitation the husband replied "No." Relieved, but confused, the wife asks "Why not?" To which the husband responds "She is not left handed"
Rowdybme 2 points 7 months ago
Lol imagine being married to a dyke who plays golf