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An old couple dies in a car accident. They go straight to heaven and are given a tour by St. Peter himself.
- Look, there's the villa where you'll live, complete with tennis court and swimming pool. The recreation center is a few streets away and there are also a few golf courses. If you're thirsty or hungry, you can go to one of the pubs and restaurants nearby. Everything is free and you'll feel very happy here.
At which St. Peter smiles and says goodbye. The man turns to his wife and says;
- Really, Alice! If you hadn't harped on about that nasty wholemeal muesli and skimmed milk, we could have lived here for fifteen years!