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Me after switching to aluminum-free deodorant

submitted by big_fat_dangus to Schizophrenia 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 15:15:12 ago (+13/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Get on my level, plebes


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Story time:

Years back, I was discussing something with Mrs. Fascinus in the shower (this is before we had kids).

I was talking to her about something, damned if I can remember what it was now.

Evidently, I was pretty involved in the conversation as she had, during the interval, taken to soaping up my balls with that stuff.

I turned around and rinsed it off, whereupon she dutifully soaped the lads up again. This happened about 3 or 4 times before I was unable to avoid concentrating on the sensation of my balls damn near freezing off of my body.

She found this hilarious, of course.