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IT'S 01.30HRS AND I'M SMOKING COONS AT 150FT IN THE DARK

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 01:37:26 ago (+17/-0)     (HDLunited)

Here's the latest, on the spot, precise and detailed reporting right from the front line in what has been a long drawn out war. If there is such a thing as a justified war, with it's vicious screams, the gnashing of teeth and projectile mucous, then here it is.

The war on coons is real and the casualties are impressive. With a kill to rnd ratio of 1:1, one shot one kill, the body count can sometimes be as high as 3 per night and tonight there's a mob wandering around and just now I lit up my radius and I've got eyes looking right at me so I'm going to sign off for now and whack him, maybe #2 tonight

THE FUCKING SKITTERS TONIGHT ARE RIGHT FUCKING ✡ISH

Later


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@Peckerwoodetc...noted..."strength and honor"