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I Fucking Hate Teslas & The Assholes Who Drive Them

submitted by Scyber to Rants 1 yearMay 18, 2024 16:44:44 ago (+45/-4)     (Rants)

They're taking over my area. Saw about 15 just this afternoon.
They all look like iPhones on wheels. I wanna ram every single one I see with my car, pull the prissy ass driver out by their hair and beat them senseless in the middle of the street BECAUSE THEY ALL DRIVE LIKE ASSHOLES. You can't hear these cars coming from behind and 2 cut me off today and the second one kept brake checking me for about a half mile because I was on his ass.
Between them, BMW drivers, and the occasional Prius, VW Bug & PT Cruiser assholes, I hate the tesla fucks more than anything.

Thanks for raising the cost of living in my area you smug fucking assholes. Take your faggot white claw drinking asses back to wherever the fuck you came from.


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IDK. My point was Musk is not going to bail them out. AFAICT that's not how he works. He's not the only owner of Tesla, or of SpaceX, I don't think. So you cant' just take money from once concern to another.