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Gonna tell you again, get on ancestry, put the AI to work. You're about to find out that all kinds of illustrious people caused you. It is ridiculously fast now.

submitted by Dindu to whatever 6 monthsApr 19, 2024 05:45:19 ago (+1/-3)     (whatever)

There is no reason to doubt how hard the computer is working to make sure it is making the right connections. It will tell you if there is ever a discrepancy. If you start with your parents it will immediately show your grandparents. Right away you have a reason to believe in it. Not long after that you will be in the sixteen hundreds finding out about all kinds of fascinating people.

"But dindu they can't really know that!!"

Yea they can idiot. Of course the paper system would be impossible to sort through. That's why they made computers. And now they're really smart. This is one application in which they shine, and it gives more meaning to life than anything I've seen. And it's free.

How it works
Get it started with your known roots. Hit the arrow above the person you know, it is an ancestor they found. Review the hint and approve of it. It doesn't go wrong. You will notice you hit a lot of dead ends. That's another reason to believe in the computer. It doesn't offer false information. It is referencing innumerable other trees.

"But dindu I still feel cynical about this!"

Don't be gay. Start the tree. I just followed a lead to a no less than 20 dead ends. But one branch goes back further than the others. And then that one becomes a dead end too. But along the way I learned about 30 ancestors. An innkeeper from 1700. Wow. Hi grandpa. I'm your faggot nazi grandson from the future.


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Dindu -1 points 6 months ago

That's why we do it there you go