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You are the judge in a joke contest

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 20:37:11 ago (+11/-0)     (Jokes)

Joke #1

What’s the hardest thing about being a vegan that CrossFits?

Trying to decide which one to tell people about first.

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Joke #2

Once I got mad at my husband and didn't talk to him for the entire week. At the end of the week he said to me, "Wow, we've been getting on great lately!"

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Joke #3

What's the hardest thing about dating a blind woman?

Getting her husband's voice just right.


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What do racist jokes and kids with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

FTFY