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@BulletStopper was given a tour of a local farm, when suddenly he stopped and asked the farmer a question

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 22, 2023 13:47:06 ago (+15/-1)     (Jokes)

"Why doesn't that cow over there have horns?"

"There are many reasons why a cow doesn't have horns," began the farmer. "Some cows are bred to be hornless. On some cows, the horns come in later. Sometimes, the horns are removed. And on some cows, the horns fall off. That particular cow doesn't have horns because it's a horse."



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Horse milking? Never heard of that before and my grandfather owned a dairy farm that kept horses.
Apparently he was missing out on some potential revenue.
I just learned a thing