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Roy Rogers Had Just Gotten A Fancy New Pair Of Boots...

submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2023 12:11:47 ago (+4/-0)     (Jokes)

...from San Antonio. They were perfect and he was very happy with them.

But that same a night, a cougar came up on the porch and tore his new boots into little tiny pieces!

Well, Roy was furious of course, and swore to hunt the big cat down and kill it.

After three days he finally tracked the cat down and shot it DRT.

Riding back to the ranch with the dead cat draped over his saddle, he was spotted by one of the hands, who pointed and asked,

"Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that got yer new shoooeeesss?"


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fucking chatanooga choo choo. damn.