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Cleaning up dog shit

submitted by prominent_proboscis to NoticingThings 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2023 07:58:07 ago (+20/-1)     (NoticingThings)

i have noticed its the shitlibs and only the shitlibs in the neighborhood who don’t clean up their dog shit.

in the past five years, the shitlibs in the neighborhood have made their presence known with the typical lawn signs and weimar flags shitlibs mark their houses with. so i’ve got a good map on who are the allies and who are the communist first-rounders.

there is a lot of woods area and space between houses, but the dogs owned by wacky shitlibs seem to prefer shitting on driveways or at mailboxes. as a dog owner, i know sometimes the pup takes a doop in a less-than-ideal location, but its no problem because i have doggie bags. not the shitlibs though. and knowing shitlibs, i know its caused by a combination of both laziness, and general disrespect for the world around them.

and yes, i stepped in dog shit bringing the trash down this morning.


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In my little corner of the South, in my neighborhood, nobody cares if a dog shits in their yard. I don't. I have two dogs that I walk everyday. Both of them like to save up their turds for the walk, and then deposit them strategically for maximum dog-political effect. Everybody around here understands this. Nobody cleans up dog shit. It goes away by itself.

In twenty-five years of dog-walking I have had three individuals tell me to keep my dogs off their yards because they don't like dog shit on them. The last one was a female who worked at the nearby university. I cut her short by asking if she voted for Biden. She had. OK, I understand, I said and me and my dogs went on our way. Another was a crazy nigger ratchet who expected me to clean up my dog's crap out of her yard. Her male companion hushed her up. I suppose he might have warned her that I could come back at night and burn their house down. lol.