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Young Jamal, whose mother is black and his father is Jewish had one question to ask his parents:

"Mom, Dad, am I black or am I jewish?"

"Why Jamal, why on earth would you ask such a question? Have the other children been teasing you at school?" His parents inquired.

"No," Jamal replied. "It's just that Billy Williams wanted to sell me his bike for $50, but I can't decide whether to jew him down to $25, or just steal the damn thing!