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Mitch's decline is...

submitted by anon to askanon 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 09:36:18 ago (+3/-1)     (askanon)



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anon 1 points 1.7 years ago

The continued survival of all the octogenarians running the bi-factional ruling party is a testament to the effectivesness of a continuous regimen of aborted fetal baby blood transfusions and adrenochrome. But now, if they retire, they'll no longer be useful, and they'll lose their access to "the good stuff" (just look at what happened to bill and hillary).

And like any junkie, they can't just go cold turkey. So, we're stuck with them until the die in office.