submitted by Centaurus to Jokes1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 22:06:35 ago (+16/-0) (Jokes)
An old man is lying on his death bed in his family’s home. All of a sudden, he gets a whiff of the best thing he’s ever smelled.
“What is that glorious smell?? I know that smell. Oh lord, it’s my daughters famous brisket.”
A few minutes go by, and his grandson comes into his room. “Grandson, please go get me a plate of your mothers brisket. I want nothing more in this world than I want a plate of that brisket for my last meal.”
“OK, grandpa.”
10 minutes pass and his grandson comes back empty handed.
“My boy, where is the brisket? I don’t have much time left and that’s the only thing I want.”
“Sorry, Grandpa... Mom says that that’s for after the funeral.”
HeyJames 2 points 1.7 years ago
I'm a little more slick than that. It was more like "you know if this story was realistic it would be the fat uncle smoking the brisket."
The message was the same though