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A brisket smoked by a top ranked pit Master will go for about $25-30 / lb. Out of a 15lb brisket you can expect a yield of about 8 or 9 lbs. That's like $250-300

There are plenty of women who would put out for that kind of money. Taking a woman on a date is like $50-100 (less if you do it right). You're pretty much garunteed pussy these days in 2-3 dates minimum if not the first. The brisket is still more valuable. If the woman puts out on the first date then the brisket is literally 3x more valuable

So when I say top pitmaster brisket is worth more than a woman, I'm definitely not joking.