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Why is drinking a driving so fun? It is.

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 19:26:51 ago (+2/-12)     (whatever)

If I was sober I’d be brake checking and fighting and pointing weapons and bullshit. But when I drink. Life is ok. Like is ok when you drink. Remember that kids: god
Created alcohol just for you. He could have made you prebuilt with happiness but he didn’t. Cauze he’s a sick fuck. Cod bless semester


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There’s nothing better honey buns. I mean with the exception of cornering a cat. Listening to that fear croak they make. Feeling that mmmmmmmmmmmmm come out. And knowing its fate is in your hands. Goddamn. Goddamn goddamn. God damn. Wow.