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Watch out for BANANA SHARK!

submitted by FacelessOne to BANANA 1.7 yearsAug 2, 2023 10:44:47 ago (+7/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Guess how many banana trees there are in Canada……, I’ll wait

Too slow, zero is the number…, and yet I have banana knowledge passed down to me by a nigger with redder eyes than a demon.

I was maybe eight or nine, the pool guy in Jamaica was named Isaac,. I was prodding at the bananas growing right beside the pool deck.

Isaac said “ if you pull off the bundle, the tree will die”.

I didn’t want to kill the tree, also did not trust the advice of a red-eyed pool coon……, went swimming.., fuck the bananas and the chlorine coon.