I took a drug test at work today. They said I tested positive for opioids. I said, "Oh yeah. There were poppy seeds on my bagel this morning." They replied, "What about the THC, cocaine, and LSD?" - Upgoat

I took a drug test at work today. They said I tested positive for opioids. I said, "Oh yeah. There were poppy seeds on my bagel this morning." They replied, "What about the THC, cocaine, and LSD?"
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.9 yearsJun 11, 2023 12:12:01 ago (+38/-0) (Jokes)

"It was an everything bagel."

That's why most serious jobs do hair follicle tests cuz that s*** stays in your hair for months. It's why Britney Spears shaved her head when she was in a child custody battle.

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I took a drug test at work today. They said I tested positive for opioids. I said, "Oh yeah. There were poppy seeds on my bagel this morning." They replied, "What about the THC, cocaine, and LSD?" submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.9 yearsJun 11, 2023 12:12:01 ago (+38/-0) (Jokes)

I took a drug test at work today. They said I tested positive for opioids. I said, "Oh yeah. There were poppy seeds on my bagel this morning." They replied, "What about the THC, cocaine, and LSD?"
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.9 yearsJun 11, 2023 12:12:01 ago (+38/-0) (Jokes)