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My Grandma was talking about the good old days when she said, “In my day we could leave the door unlocked and not worry about it!” and, “We grew up with nothing, but we were happy!”

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.9 yearsJun 9, 2023 17:58:45 ago (+15/-0)     (Jokes)

I replied, “Well Grandma, I hate to break it to you but you grew up with nothing because you kept leaving the front door unlocked!”


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I actually knew a place like that: unlocked front doors and car keys on hooks -- the whole nine yards.
Must have been but one nigger in the entire county.
About as close to paradise as you can get any more.