submitted by Centaurus to Jokes2.0 yearsJun 1, 2023 18:42:11 ago (+17/-0) (Jokes)
As they sat at their table, taking photos of their food for social media, one of the photographers realized he hadn't been given water. He approached the bar and asked for a glassful, with which the bartender obliged.
Rather than immediately leaving, he stood there and stared at the bartender for a moment before returning to his seat. Soon enough, he found himself thirsty again, and took another trip to the bar, and once again stared at the bartender. This happened again and again throughout the night, with the bartender becoming progressively more frustrated by the photographers persistent requests for glasses of water and uncomfortable stares.
Finally, on the photographers twelfth trip, the bartender loses his cool and yells, "Take a pitcher, it'll last longer!"
Was concerned it might go the way of the old joke wherein the Indian Chief and his wife went to town, wherein he wakes up and says: “Squaw, bring me water!”
So, she gets up, and brings him a glass of water.
An hour later, he says: “Squaw, bring me water.
So, she gets up, and brings him a glass of water.
An hour later, he says: “Squaw, bring me water.
So, she gets up, but returns with nothing, and says: “Squaw can no bring water! White woman sitting on spring!”
PrincessRobotBubblegum 2 points 2.0 years ago
Nice!
Was concerned it might go the way of the old joke wherein the Indian Chief and his wife went to town, wherein he wakes up and says: “Squaw, bring me water!”
So, she gets up, and brings him a glass of water.
An hour later, he says: “Squaw, bring me water.
So, she gets up, and brings him a glass of water.
An hour later, he says: “Squaw, bring me water.
So, she gets up, but returns with nothing, and says: “Squaw can no bring water! White woman sitting on spring!”