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It's time for another round of "Pick Your Favorite Joke."

#1.

A doctor said, “The good news is, it’s all in your head.”

"The bad news is, it's brain cancer."

#2.

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover it’s butt-quack.

#3.

My son asked me, "Dad did you get shot in the army?"

I told him, "No son. I got shot in the leg."