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Sitting in bed the other night, I asked my wife, “Honey, if I died, would you let your next husband have my recliner?”

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 18:53:34 ago (+29/-0)     (Jokes)

She replied, “Well it would be a waste not to, he may find it comfortable.”

Then I asked, “What about my boat?”

And she says, “I just don’t think you will be needing your boat after your gone. We may retire and do a lot of fishing.”

So I did some thinking and asked, “How about my truck, surely you’ll sell it, because all of the memories of us riding in it together will be too much for you to bear and too awkward with your next husband...”

She replied, “You know, it is paid for with low miles, I’ll probably hang on to it.”

Then, getting kind of nervous, I said, “Well surely you wont let him have my golf clubs?!”

To which my wife responds, “Oh no, honey, don’t worry about that. He’s left handed.”


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Congratz, for the first time ever you made me laugh.