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A man stumbles out of a nightclub to find his car was stolen, so he calls up the sheriff and he comes out. The sheriff says "now where was your car when you parked it?", the man says "it was right here on the end of this key". So the sheriff looks him up and down and says "and why's your dick out" to which he replied, "Dang they stole my girl too!".