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dolphin trainer

submitted by con77 to Jokes 2.2 yearsApr 2, 2023 18:15:49 ago (+40/-0)     (Jokes)

Old man rear ends a young guys car lightly in San Diego
He tells the guy insurance will cover it
Young guy says fuck that I want $5k cash or I'll beat your ass
The old man says he doesn't have it but let me call my son the dolphin trainer
A half hour later the son pulls up
The young guy says you better have $5k dolphin boy or I'm beating you and your dad's asses
The son beats down the bully in seconds
Turns to the old man and says "for the last time dad, I train SEALs not dolphins!".


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I don't know, bro, it looks like a tie to me.

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