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A (((lawyer))) thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."

Doc: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."

Lawyer: "Ugh, this is kerosene."

Doc: "Splendid, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."

Doc: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."

Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."

Doc: "Awesome, you got your memory back. Give me $20."

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100...

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak. I can't see at all."

Doc: "Oh well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."

Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"

Doc: "Spectacular, your eyesight is restored. Now you owe me $20."