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Apparently Some Zoomers Think Anyone Born Before 2000 Is a Boomer

submitted by Scyber to whatever 2.3 yearsJan 12, 2023 14:16:39 ago (+23/-1)     (whatever)

My car has been in the shop since Tuesday and I have to take the bus to get to work until it's fixed. The bus sucks - It's always late when I'm in a hurry, and always early when I'm late. Thankfully it's not crowded during the times I get to and from work.
On my ride to work today, I got on the bus and about 6 nog high schoolers were sitting in the back of the bus joking around and being loud as fuck, I overheard a quick convo about one of their cousins - one of the nogs said "hey ain't your cuz like 25 years old" and the other one said "yeah he's a boomer. Anyone born in the 20th century is a boomer".
Welp, I guess millennials are boomers now.
I'm not even 35 and it made me feel old. The time from when I graduated high school til now only feels about 10 years and I still look like I'm in my mid 20s.
Has time sped up the past 60 years or so?


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Zoomers also eat their own shit and wander the streets naked on rhino tranquilizer so I will take any zoomer opinion under advisement.

We choose our truth over facts®. Zoomer motto.