I keep seeing this quote on women’s tinder profiles: “If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.” - Upgoat

I keep seeing this quote on women’s tinder profiles: “If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.”
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 13:58:38 ago (+38/-1) (Jokes)

Ha ha, the jokes on them! I've been turning women off for years... without a remote.

Also known as: I have a lock but any dumb nigger can pick it