Forget the NORAD Santa tracker, now we can have FAA Santa crash investigations for the kids to enjoy on Christmas Eve.
"Witnesses reported the airborne miniature sleigh, which was drawn by eight tiny reindeer, seemed to lose altitude dramatically after its pilot suffered an apparent medical event. Investigators found the craft's registered owner, one Kris Kringle, dead at the scene. Preliminary medical analysis indicates his socks may have been too tight."
SmokeyMeadow 2 points 2.4 years ago
Forget the NORAD Santa tracker, now we can have FAA Santa crash investigations for the kids to enjoy on Christmas Eve.
"Witnesses reported the airborne miniature sleigh, which was drawn by eight tiny reindeer, seemed to lose altitude dramatically after its pilot suffered an apparent medical event. Investigators found the craft's registered owner, one Kris Kringle, dead at the scene. Preliminary medical analysis indicates his socks may have been too tight."
Sorry kids, no presents this year.