I went to the doctors recently and he told me, “Don’t eat anything fatty.” I asked, “What, like bacon and cheeseburgers?” - Upgoat

I went to the doctors recently and he told me, “Don’t eat anything fatty.” I asked, “What, like bacon and cheeseburgers?”
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.6 yearsNov 24, 2022 19:38:21 ago (+40/-0) (Jokes)

He said, "No, don't eat ANYTHING -- fatty!"

Dread_Pirate_Johnson 1 points 2.6 years ago

A wild Cole Robinson appears:

“STOP FUCKING EATING, FATTY!”

“NICE N FUCKIN FULL! DEE DUP DE DUP DE DOO!”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING IDIOT! YOU FUCKING MORON!”

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I went to the doctors recently and he told me, “Don’t eat anything fatty.” I asked, “What, like bacon and cheeseburgers?” submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.6 yearsNov 24, 2022 19:38:21 ago (+40/-0) (Jokes)

I went to the doctors recently and he told me, “Don’t eat anything fatty.” I asked, “What, like bacon and cheeseburgers?”
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.6 yearsNov 24, 2022 19:38:21 ago (+40/-0) (Jokes)