submitted by Centaurus to Jokes2.7 yearsOct 2, 2022 18:52:00 ago (+42/-0) (Jokes)
"I can arrange some things for you," the devil says. "I'll get you billions of dollars, unlimited political influence, and anything else you can dream of. All I ask for in return is death, disease and poverty for millions of people around the world."
The politician thinks for a moment and then asks, “What's the catch?"
lord_nougat 0 points 2.7 years ago
No, thank you. I am full.