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On my first day in prison, my cellmate said to me...

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.7 yearsOct 1, 2022 15:51:03 ago (+39/-1)     (Jokes)

"If you ever come close to me, I'll fucking skin you alive. When we're sleeping, you don't fucking touch me. You hear me? Don't ever talk to me, either."

"Fucking great," I thought to myself. First day in prison and I'm already married.



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Pretty sure thats already a song of its own.