submitted by Centaurus to Jokes2.7 yearsOct 1, 2022 15:51:03 ago (+39/-1) (Jokes)
"If you ever come close to me, I'll fucking skin you alive. When we're sleeping, you don't fucking touch me. You hear me? Don't ever talk to me, either."
"Fucking great," I thought to myself. First day in prison and I'm already married.
i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.7 years ago
Pretty sure thats already a song of its own.