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The bartender asks the guy, "What's up bud? You look rough."

"Well," says the man, "I just found out my dad is gay and he's left my mom for some pool boy."

"Ouch," says the bartender, "here, these are on the house today."

A few days later the same guy comes in and orders another five shots. "Oh no man, what happened this time?" The bartender asks.

"Just found out my brother is gay, he's left his wife for a man he met at a gay bar last week."

"I'm sorry man," the bartender says, "these are on the house."

Just one week later the guy comes in again and orders ten shots. The bartender asks, "Man! Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"

The guy responds, "Yeah... my wife."