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How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.8 yearsAug 28, 2022 12:10:56 ago (+35/-0)     (Jokes)

She starts fitting into your wife’s clothes.


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When she asks, "Does this outfit make me look fat?" and you respond, "No, it makes you look slimmer." And that is the end of your relationship.