Blah blah, this dyke writes a whole hilarious thread about politically correct vampires, if you want to check it out. She has produced some woke novel about friendly vampires fighting nazis in Washington state, haha.
Once there was a detective who was investigating a murder. The detective rounded up all the suspects into one room and said, "During my investigation I came to the conclusion that the murderer is a seriously deranged individual".
Suddenly, one of the suspects jumps out of their seat and yells, "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME DERANGED!"
The story of the Vampires.
Vampires drink blood thinking it'll give them powers. And they colluded with one another to take over the world.
Suddenly the Jew jumps up and screams, "THAT'S ANTI-SEMITIC!!"
Not_C 2 points 3.0 years ago
The story of the detective and the murderer.
The story of the Vampires.