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Babylon Bee- Gun Stores See 7000% Increase In Customers Looking For Totally Awesome Gun That Blows The Lungs Out Of Bad Guys
submitted by Steelerfish to based_satire 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 11:00:36 ago (+29/-0) (babylonbee.com)
https://babylonbee.com/news/gun-stores-see-7000-increase-in-customers-looking-for-totally-awesome-gun-that-blows-the-lungs-out-of-bad-guys

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thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3 years ago

Hmm. I wonder if they ever thought about LEARNING to SHOOT?