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St Peter approaches the gates and asks, "May I help you?"

One of the black guys replies, "We came to get into Heaven."

So St Peter tells them to hold on for a few minutes, and then he walks off to find God. When he finds God he asks, "God, there are two black guys at the Pearly Gates. What should I do?"

God looks at St Peter and says, "Don't be such a racist, Peter. Go let those two black men into Heaven."

So St Peter heads back to the Pearly Gates...

30 minutes later he walks back to God and says, "They're gone!"

God replies, "They're gone? What do you mean?"

"They're gone!"

"You mean the two black men you were supposed to let into Heaven?" asks God.

"No," exclaimed St Peter, "the Pearly Gates!"