I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday and she said, "Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace." - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

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I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday and she said, "Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace."
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 3.7 yearsOct 20, 2021 17:19:35 ago (+40/-0) (Jokes)

So I bought her nothing.

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2Drunk 0 points 3.7 years ago

Look up donkey punch or dirty sanchez