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I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday and she said, "Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace."

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 3.5 yearsOct 20, 2021 17:19:35 ago (+40/-0)     (Jokes)

So I bought her nothing.


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Good goy