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Little-Known Biden Staffer Finds ‘Big, Beautiful‘ Area To Hold Overflow Migrants

submitted by christianmusicreleases to based_satire 4.1 yearsMar 22, 2021 10:19:11 ago (+5/-0)     (thegloriousamerican.com)

https://thegloriousamerican.com/featured/little-known-biden-staffer-finds-big-beautiful-area-to-hold-overflow-migrants/

A little-known and devastatingly handsome Biden staffer has given the administration a brilliant solution for their overcrowded migrant situation.

“You see this big, beautiful area down here? A lotta people are saying this is the perfect place for Mexicans,” he said pointing to the continent just below the United States of America. “Call up the President of Mexico and tell him, ‘great news! We’re sending our best and brightest!’”


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FUCK THAT SHIT! I found the perfect place before anyone else did, it's a plane ticket to turkey. They can live in castles.
https://youtu.be/3NYgET0lCA4