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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.0 years ago (+0/-0)

go full nigger and holocaust the local birds get you some piece on sunday morning ey bruz

[ - ] MartinTimothy [op] 0 points 3.0 years ago (+0/-0)*

Yeah it is 5:22 am Tuesday April 13, 2021 and the black ----- are greeting the dawn they will go on sounding off until sunset .. I can get used to their racket or get used to wearing headphones or having earplugs in all day.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.0 years ago (+0/-0)

I stayed in a dive in Hamilton in the 70's and used to hang out at Fortitude Valley where I saw my first strip show - the Electric Lady from Adelaide and...she got all her gear off too. Saw her map of Tasmania.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.0 years ago (+0/-0)

we just had 'The Spotty' (spotiswoode hotel) and 'Jazzy-O' (look her up she were one classy lassie) down in western melbourne...

i got dragged by some workmates to goldfingers in the city once, one of my workmates was one of their bouncers, strippers do little for me to begin with but i was game... what got me to put my money back in my pocket was a bored and half assed semi request if i wanted a lapdance. im like bitch if you cant even pretend im hot to get a few quid out of me ill just keep it for the fucking bar thanks.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.0 years ago (+0/-0)

"get off the table, Mabel, the money's for the beer!".

[ - ] MartinTimothy [op] 0 points 3.0 years ago (+0/-0)*

Never ran into the "Electric Lady from Adelaide," however when I was in Adelaide Vanessa the Undresser aka Vanessa Lee From Tennessee was a sideshow strip sensation .. the greatest of all strip shows was Showgirls right in the heart of Brisbane, the babes were honeys and they got it all off.

The last time I went there after a break of about ten yrs about ten yrs ago, the babes had all become fatties and the clientele was nearly all black Asians & Africans, lately I had to go into the city and since I was nearby I checked and Showgirls was gone, the site was a sports store or something .. it was a great place.

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[ - ] MartinTimothy [op] 0 points 3.0 years ago (+0/-0)*

You mean "appeal to the crow's better nature" I suppose, Harry tried appealing to the better nature of the blackie had loud music on at 11 pm, the nigger murdered him .. they don't call a grouping of crows a "murder" for nothing.

My sister and I were bailed up by crows after our Mother dumped us near a school sports field in 1960 .. all the kids had left for the day Mother said to wait for her, the birds were in the middle of the ground which was watered every day from an underground bore, thus it was the only green spot in the South Australian desert town.

There must have been about eighty of them, they were well over a hundred meters from where we were in the school playground at first, before they starting moving as a group in our direction facing away from us yet stepping sideways, they were getting closer and closer until they were about twenty meters away, she and I had to decamp into the school lunch shed.

Mother was gone about four hours she returned without a word then told us to "get in the car," it wasn't the first time she dumped us nor the last .. the next time some old man approached and started talking dirty, he was arrested for a similar offense days later.

Crows, niggers & pervs is all I have for today.

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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.0 years ago (+0/-0)

you live in Australia - be grateful. In American cities there are no birds.

[ - ] MartinTimothy [op] 0 points 3.0 years ago (+0/-0)*

Yeah well there's magpies, what sound like Blue Wing Kookaburras and regular K'burras, Blue Jays called Currawongs and Butcher Birds .. the previous bird menace was from Spotted Turtledoves called "Cuckoo Birds" here which are endemic to the Indian sub continent, they don't only eyeball you they have an incessant "coo-coo" call that goes on from morning to night.

One particularly aggressive bastard would perch on the power lines and let it on all thru the day until a Butcher Bird killed it, thus I was coming home from work and a BB was dragging his fresh kill across the road. One day one of the BJ's was on the power lines looked like an evil bird from a Disney movie, swooped down and gathered up a BB chick in a single talon, another day a crow killed a magpie young 'un and ate it on the fence post .. life goes on.

Ok the ladies on both sides were feeding magpies, B Birds and K'burras .. so the BB's solved the Turtledove problem, however the drawback to feeding Butcher Birds is they become incredibly aggressive demanding food and have been known to hold whole households to ransom.

If Harry had sensed the peril a nigger moving in meant and shot the black ---- the day he got there it would have caused a hell of a stink. Edit.